| The Devil's Dictionary | A collection of entries from a weekly newspaper feature more than one hundred years old. The Devil's Dictionary will give you something snide to talk about for the rest of the day. |
| Pocky Pictorial | Sometimes words just aren't enough. For those times, you need some incriminating photos. Here we gather pictures of oddities, fallacies, and idiocies from everyday life. |
| Wedded Blisters | Zasada | Zasada gets married and lives to tell the tale! He recalls the story of the engagement, the planning, and the Big Day, and how his now-father-in-law tried to thwart it ever step of the way. |
| Year in Review… Half a Year Late Covering Two Months of Content | Zasada | Just in time to start planning New Year's 2010, Zasada slams out the article for New Year's 2009. Timely! |
| Car Trouble | Zasada | Because disasters come in threes (at least the ones he's counted), Zasada finds himself buying a new car on top of starting out with a new home and puppy. Witness the sob story of a boy and his hand-me-down car. |
| Days of Our Lives | C | No, it's not some crumby soap opera. In celebration of C's twenty-fifth birthday, he decides to "improve" Zasada's idea and do a retrospective of his own in this four-part series. |
| Puppy Pandemonium | Zasada | Zasada is a daddy! Okay, they kids aren't really his. Or human. But, boy, are they cute! |
| Homeward Bound 3 | Zasada | Bravely overcoming all odds, Zasada chronicles his journey through the real estate market as he transform from a clueless schmuck to a clueless schmuck who owns a home. |
| Remolding Clay | Zasada | After barreling through a snowstorm to get to a garage sale at his old high school, Zasada discovers a very different place from his memories and is finally able to put the past behind him. Epic! |
| Cleveland Sucks! | Zasada | After a trip to the Cleveland Zoo, Zasada concludes Cleveland isn't a nice place to visit, and you definitely don't want to live there. A thrilling epic featuring monkeys, freezing hotel rooms, and used video stores. |
| New Years Comes Late… Again | Zasada | Later than ever, Zasada looks over the past year and establishes goals that can be ignored this year. |
| Sandy Fandy | Zasada | Dedicated to the memory of Sandy Zasada. |
| God, I'm Old | Zasada | Zasada takes stock of the last twenty-five years of his life and speculates about the next twenty-five years to come. No, wait, that's just boring, and it'll hurt his credibility if he's ever proven wrong, so we'll just stick with what's already happened, most of which you can't prove... |
| The Lifestyle | C | Hidden in your town is could be a subculture whose existence is hidden from the outside world. Its members could be just about anyone you know. C reveals the secrets of a particular sect of these people in a tell-all account. This involves sex, by the way, and therefore should only be read by mature readers, which is probably not you. |
| A Hint of Things to Come? | Zasada | With his fiancée's brother getting married, Zasada tells of his experience with the wedding and his udder shock that he didn't get married first. |
| Get to the Point | Zasada |
The following chronicles Zasada and his girlfriend's visit to the Cedar Point amusement park last summer. It is our hope that many of you readers will look to this article and decide whether or not Cedar Point is right for you. This will have served its purpose if it helps you and your family create new memories that will last a lifetime. The fact this is being posted almost a year after the fact does not mean that we put off finishing it until now. It’s about family fun, dammit! |
| Our New Year’s Resolution; Blah | Zasada | Yeah, yeah. It's almost February and we're just now throwing you our New Year's resolution article. Big deal. Like you've gotten on the treadmill to work off that excess egg nog fat. Man, have we become jaded... |
| Sometimes You Wanna Go... | C |
Here at Pocky Box, our goal is to become the forefront in the world of serious political and religious debate. With that in mind, here's C's review of strip clubs around the world. |
| None’s Fair in Love and Fairs | Zasada | Zasada tells the tale of his day at a local county fair. A harrowing tale of shysters, groupies, projectile vomiting, and ninja scarecrows. |
| Show Me the Wedding in the Show Me State |
Zasada | It happens to the best of us. Zasada finds himself mucking our Missouri, where he is forced to navigate the deadly construction of Saint Louis to attend a wedding for obscure relatives. Will the Haygoods track him down? |
| Ruck You | C | C relates his experiences with a pointless twelve-mile hike and field exercise, brought to you by the US Army. It's time to ruck and ruck hard! |
| Food Ads for Thought | Zasada | In America, eating is our national pastime. Zasada examines the vast array of food mascots and the morbid messages attached to them. |
| The Devil Comes Down to Georgia | C | Now that he's stationed in the US again (we assume you heard it on CNN), C gets a chance to stretch his legs and sip a drink in a strip club again in the ol' U.S. of A. Check out his impressions of life in Georgia. |
| Valentine’s Day Manicure | Zasada | It's once again time to break out the chalky candy and overpriced flowers! Zasada reveals the history of Valentine's Day, as well as it's evil corporate present. |
| International Travel for Dummies | C | C makes a few observations on his flight back from Korea about the whole affair of international travel (duh). |
| New Years 2006 | Zasada | Zasada reflects the first year of Pocky Box and talks about his hopes for the site in the coming year. |
| Christmas Wishes | Zasada | A touching piece where Zasada reflects on Christmases past and present, and hopefully brings some meaning to it for those who have lost it. |
| Decorating Delirium | Zasada | Zasada examines Christmas decorating and how, if you get right down to it, it's pretty stupid. |
| Just Be Thankful to Keep All Your Bits | Zasada | A piece looking into America's most time-honored tradition: after Thanksgiving sales. |
| People Crackers: A Doggie Delicacy | Zasada | Food manufacturers are always looking for new product ideas to hock onto the consumer market. One lesser-known company decided to take the bold route and create a doggie treat with a never-thought-of key ingredient: humans. |
| Listening Project | C | Behind every eloquently-worded report could lay a pile of BS. Selmek presents and actual report he turned in with the addition of some cynical remarks that have to do with him having sex. |
| Branson or Bust | Zasada | Zasada takes a trip to the family fun capital of the world, Branson, Missouri. See how country music, hillbillies, and Christianity come together to make an unforgettable family vacation with the potential future in-laws. |
| Dubious Doctors | Zasada | A story of a typical doctor visit. What, you didn't expect something like this to show up eventually? |
| Penny Lane (Or Not) | C | C is proudly serving his country over in Korea, and we get a first-hand report what's going on over there, which mostly consists of obnoxious music. |
| The Story of a Luxury Romantic Get-Away Paid for by Comp |
Zasada | Zasada tells the tale of his recent trip to Casino Windsor in Canada while dealing with the topic of casinos, comps, and a cool store slogan. |
| I Hate Balloons | Zasada | There's a lot of metaphors in the world, and Zasada finds one of them by comparing balloons to human mortality. Life, death, and rubber in between. Take that as you will... |
| Thing Learned Over My Weekend in Toledo |
C | C lists all the things he learned on a recent visit back home. It would be interesting to note that this is an internal communitcation not meant for the Web, so dig in to this juicy gossip! |
| The Crimes of Kris Kringle | Zasada | Zasada explains the many crimes of the Santa Claus, a man that we will all come to know as the most vile fiend on the face of the planet. Ted Bundy, look out! |
| WANTED: Kris “Bubba” Kringle | C | American's Most Wanted and Pocky Box team up to bring out this special bulletin warning us about Santa Claus. Actually, we can't verify that Selmek actually told anyone at American's Most Wanted about this, but how can it hurt them to be mentioned on a great site like this? |
| Home Away from Home | Zasada | Zasada takes a sentimental look at his second home. He is not bragging that he has a second home, which makes him better than you. |
| Zasada | Our handsome founder opens the site with a heart-felt speech that is sure to jerk tears. |