Official Pocky Box Brand T-Shirts!

Have you ever woken up in the morning and thought that something was missing? Have you ever wondered if there was more to your life than what you have now? Have you ever pondered the question "How can I be sexy and attract members of the opposite sex for completely innocent purposes?" Who are you kidding with that "innocent" line?

We can definitely help you out with the sexy part. What better way to make yourself look good than a Pocky Box brand t-shirt? These handsome shirts come in sizes Small through XXXL (for the real studs), are available in a variety of colors, and feature sharp silk screen printing that's made to last. Get yours today for only $9.95 (plus shipping).

Just fill out an order form (rich text format available here), send it to pockybox@aol.com, and make your Paypal payment using the same address (we accept check, money order, and cash too. Contact Zasada for more information), and you'll be stylin' before you know it!


The Original Pocky Box t-shirt: Show big love for Pocky Box with our Original Pocky Box t-shirt! And by "big love," we mean "advertise us and pay for it." We recommend the official sight colors of white on red, but choose whatever color suits your fancy!

Bug t-shirt: What better way to show off your good taste than with a t-shirt featuring a poorly-drawn dog! Buy one for the love Bug in your life!

Pocky Fish t-shirt: With all of the wars of religions and cultures going on, wouldn't it be nice if we could all shut up and have some pocky? Show your support of love and pocky with this Pocky Fish t-shirt to symbolize your commitment to tolerance and acceptance of other people and their ways of life. And Japanese snacks. Yum!

THE PB ARMY

Who is the PB Army? Damned if we care, since ignorance won't stop us from selling their stuff. Okay, in all seriousness, the PB Army is a punk metal band who hails from Toledo, and unlike most things that come out of Toledo, these guys are actually good. And no, we're not just saying that because we happen to work with the lead guitarist, who threatened to duct tape us to the front of one of their amps during their next performance (which would cause liver rupture in as little as ten seconds) if we didn't say nice things about him.

No, seriously, these guys are really good, so why not spend a little of your hard-earned cash and buy one of their albums? You'll receive a beautifully-designed, shrink-wrapped CD of awe-inspiring music for only ten dollars. Ten dollars! You waste that everyday on stupid things, like food and medication! So head on over to their official site and order yourself something. Tell them I sent you, and you'll receive a free set of valuable coupons for various products and services, sent directly to you by mail at some point in your life! (this does not apply to everyone)

In case any of you are wondering what the "PB" in "the PB Army" stands for: We have no idea. So since I'm hocking their wares, I'm deeming them "the Pocky Box Army" and associating ourselves with them as much as possible, because these guys are going to be the next Aerosmith. Angry Aerosmith fans like C and Toledo supporters can send all their comments to an e-mail address other than ours.

In summary: buy a PB Army album.