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Zasada
Humanity's progress takes its toll on the natural beauty of the world. This poem reflects the effects of what a college campus looks like if you stare long enough.
C
A poem about the sick and twisted game
of love.
Zasada
Proof reading can be a scary thing for writers. This poem may reflect the additudes of more than a few.
C
A snide free verse that ironically and intentionally bashes free verse.
C
Sometimes a kiss is the most special sign of affection. Other times, it's simply a burden to bear.
C
War is an invention of man, and therefore, so is its opposite. A poem exposing the idiocies of man.
Midlife Crisis C A poem about young love... involving a woman in her forties.
Zasada
The government's reaction to the events in New York left a scar on the nation's consciousness. This poem illustrates the mentality that anyone can be a terrorist.
Zasada
A story about a man trying to escape from his crime that haunts him to the end.
My Penis Zasada Yes, this is a poem about penises. No, you won't find it in the latest Hustler. Dedicated to every wonderfully poetic work that women come up with that deals with their vaginas. Be sure to check out the article that inspired it.
Our Sins C A poem that satirizes the hypocrisy of war-driven Christians.
Zasada
As we get older, it seems like the phyiscal reminders of our childhood slowly disappear. This poem takes a look at the disappearance of an old hang out.
C
Man's relationship with the universe summarized in sixteen lines of poetry.
Zasada
Violence is an easy solution, but the easiest is not always the best. This poem tells a tale of the consquences of rampant violence, for as much fun as it is.
Articles
Band Girl
Zasada
First loves can be special, but they can also be a nightmare. This is a story of a high school nerd who falls for a girl in the marching band, only it isn't all that easy.
Don't Stop for Anything
Zasada
A World War II historical story about a young American who falls in love with a Jewish girl and has to face the wrath of the Nazi party.
Dog
C
A story lovingly dedicated to Selmek's loyal companian who is now romping in the clear, grassy fields in heaven. Take care, girl.
Meatloaf Dead Zasada When two middle school pals signed up to work at the school cafeteria, they expected a few problems with the surly lunchroom ladies. They never expected those problems to escalate into mind-bending horror.
Prom King for a Day
Zasada
The story of a high school girl who tries to tranform an anime' nerd from social outcast to the king of the Prom.
Sara Jane
C
When a relationship goes bad, sometimes those who are most hurt by it never get justice.
There is an article written by C and Zasada dealing with a reaction to this story. To read it, click here.
The Thing in the Basement Zasada We all have childhood fears. One boy finds himself faced with his: a violent monster that hides in the shadows of his basement. Is it really a vicious monster, who just his imagination?
Wish by the Fire
Zasada
A young man manages to accidentally summon something into the world, something that is both beautiful and deadly.